Rule 19: Hashtags to avoid on Twitter

#customersihate

#fakeituntilyoumakeit

#leaveyourscreamingkidsathome

#plasteredinvegas 


Rule 57: No powdered fruit drinks in your business refreshment bar. Ever. Unless, possibly, for ironic reasons.


Rule 122: We’re not laughing with the musical soundtrack on your website’s home page. We’re laughing at it.