If you could have any one superpower what would it be?
Telekinesis: “I can return all these frames back to the board with just the power of my mind!”
Mind Control: “Get the second pair... Get the second pair...”
X-Ray Vision: “No need to dilate you. I can see everything I need to see... You have a lovely retina, by the way!”
Super Strength: “Sure, I can adjust those aluminum... titanium... triple laminate acetate frames no problem!”
Duplication: You may run a one man show but you can clone yourself and get things done.
This article originally appeared in the September 2016< edition of INVISION.
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