True Tales

Our two very big Huskies were taken to the vet and we had to see patients that afternoon, so we let them hang out in the back office. They somehow managed to open the door and came running into...

By INVISION Staff

Our new doctor walked in on me as I was using the lensometer and asked me about the patient I was helping. I told him the patient was crazy, very psychotic, and always whining. I asked if he’d...

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A patient of mine comes in at closing time, 4 p.m. on Saturday. The lights are off and I’m literally walking out the door. She’s holding an old hairy dog and says his eye is red. Would I write...

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We had glass shelving in the front window and love to redecorate seasonally. People come through the optical just to see what the new displays look like. For summer, I had the (not so) bright idea to...

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We have several clients, who I won’t name because they are well known. They are usually musicians and they come in high as a kite; they smell so strong we all need a pizza when they leave. They...

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I had a bad Yelp review that said that I was “offal” — an obvious typo. But it brought in a few foodie patients who thought the one-star review was hilarious. Yeah. Love this job! Tanya Gill,...

By INVISION Staff