“I think I need a more comprehensive history of your sex life.”

 To the patient who asked me about “latex surgery.” Then, as he pondered that reply, I would proceed to explain the ins and outs of Lasik surgery.

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This article originally appeared in the September 2017 edition of INVISION.

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