It’s nice to know you’re not alone, isn’t it?

People come in for various reasons. This is among the more interesting ones.

Good ol’ Maury. Always there to set the record straight.

The advancements in the optical industry simply are amazing.

But… you said! Oh, never mind.

Too soon?

Know who this sounds like? Brad. Totally something Brad would say.

There’s nothing quite like a well-played 1 … 2 joke. (Don’t you worry. We’ve got more on the way!)

See? We told you we’d have more! But, seriously. Which 1-2 meme do you like better? The first one or the second?

Oh, no. This sounds like my mom. Did she get to the part about my report card in ninth grade? How embarrassing. (Though she did want me to pass along that her gout flare up receded.)

“The other left.” Ha! Classic stuff.

Who said you don’t have a good bedside manner?

Side question here: Do you think dogs ever get tired of dog jokes?

Ever see the Futurama episode where Fry asks Leela about her eye? Here’s the scene:

Fry: Can I ask you a question?

Leela: As long as it’s not about me eye.

Fry: Uh…

Leela: Is it about my eye?

Fry: Sort of.

Leela: [sighs] Just ask the question.

Fry: What’s with the eye?