Do your holiday look something like this? If so, you’re also 100% an ECP.

What do your closets look like? If you see more than a half-dozen eyeballs in plain sight, then you qualify as 100% ECP.

Is your thumb completely battered? That’s one thing that makes you 100% an ECP.

Have you done THIS recently? If so, that’s a 100% ECP move.

Had a tough time correctly writing the year back in early January? That’s one thing that makes you 100% ECP.

Do you still do THIS? Proves you’re 100% an ECP.

If the thing you find most interesting in professional sports is the eyewear, then you are absolutely, positively 100% ECP.

Does THIS happen at your family gatherings? Welcome to the 100% ECP life.

Do you have this sneaky habit? That’s your 100% ECP-ness manifesting itself.

Yuck and double-yuck. But also 100% ECP.

Only someone who was 100% ECP would find themselves in this situation. (And imagine the police sketch.)

Being 100% ECP means no longer looking at superficial things — okay, looking at DIFFERENT superficial things than normal people do.

The 100% ECP is ALWAYS ready to adjust.

Whipping up a hot dinner in the optical? That’s a baller move … that’s also 100% ECP.

Being 100% ECP even affects your perceptions of nature.

Relying on eyewear- or vision-related pick-up lines proves that, beyond a shadow of a doubt, you’re 100% ECP.

Seriously, have you checked your closet? That alone will tell you if you’re 100% ECP.

Even on the happiest day of someone else’s life, you’re 100% ECP.