Uninterested, unengaged, unskilled, inebriated — it’s the team from hell …
‘But my prescription has not changed since 1989.’
It's always the well-dressed ones.
But mostly they just hide surprises around the office to delight the little ones.
We're all in this together, so stay the hell away from each other.
"I don't have a LAZY eye ... I have a BUSY eye!"
Here are some of the things you guys turn to when you're looking for good fortune.
You know you're an ECP when ...
Don't follow this guy's lead. Just say no to drugs, kids.
With help from her passionate and dedicated work family.
You know what they say about assumptions ...
A little hot meditation is sometimes all that this optician needs.
Ever had a boss? Or been one? This gallery is guaranteed to mine some painful truths.
Their new formula? See fewer patients, spend more time with them and enjoy the occasional dinner out.
Proof that you should never judge a book by her cover.
Look, we've actually got it pretty good in the eyecare business. But retail life is not always the easiest.
A tale of one customer who thought complaints alone would solve his problem.
Of course snorkeling in Maui and skiing in Colorado aren't too shabby either.
Off-the-wall comments are approaching record levels.