Off-the-wall comments are approaching record levels.
Including smothering her cats with affection and weekend dive bar sing-a-longs just to name two.
A tale as old as time that gives new meaning to being in 'hot' water.
Whether you work the sales floor, or manage it, there's a meme here for you.
What she thought was a scab had legs.
She also poses a valid question ... why do so many digital platforms require monthly subscriptions?
The no-show who showed ... briefly.
To unwind she communes with nature and looks for those elusive four leaf clovers.
And no, it isn't for service dogs.
And in their downtime it's dance parties, hitting the slopes and a little hot tub time after hours.
'This is worse than a gynecology exam.'
'I've always had unisex eyes!'
He also knows there is no better way to unwind than with family time and a little wine.
But lo the patient who dares to no show!
Maybe next time they should buy them in bulk.
'My eyes just hurt so bad. ... It's my stigmas.'
If it's not a muscle car that goes fast, he's not interested.
And the OD suffered a finger in an unexpected place.
It happened to this doc. See how he reacted.
She is the @Momtometrist who finds sanity in the mundane.