'I've always had unisex eyes!'
He also knows there is no better way to unwind than with family time and a little wine.
But lo the patient who dares to no show!
Maybe next time they should buy them in bulk.
'My eyes just hurt so bad. ... It's my stigmas.'
If it's not a muscle car that goes fast, he's not interested.
And the OD suffered a finger in an unexpected place.
It happened to this doc. See how he reacted.
She is the @Momtometrist who finds sanity in the mundane.
Curiously weak lashes!
And she has the wardrobe to prove it.
This isn't Walmart.
'Vision is a state of mind. If my mind is clear, my vision is clear.'
Lights off just isn’t enough for some people.
But be sure to say it with a smile. On second thought, just don't say it.
The customer asked her, "Will you have my baby?" But it's definitely not what you think.
She has lots of ways to de-stress.
He's got it in his blood.
Ouch, that had to hurt!
“When I smoke weed, why do my pupils dilate like I’m on speed?”