"The drops will sting, not stink. You can stop pinching your nostrils now."
Alter Ego Halie Schottelkotte Base of operations Wing Eyecare, Cincinnati, OH Optical managers, we interrupt your regularly-programmed teambuilding efforts with a news flash: While mere mortals hand out lapel...
It's a tangled story.
When it comes to bills, why does it always seem like it's the first of the month?
A grandmother let her grandson pee on the toys in the waiting room. Dr. Joseph Pitcavage, Lowcountry Eye Care, Goose Creek, SC
If they were so great ... why didn't you stay with them?
There are jobs, and then there are careers. Most of us in the optical industry have the latter. And because of that, we tend to think...
“I think I need a more comprehensive history of your sex life.” To the patient who asked me about “latex surgery.” Then, as he pondered that...
Who let the dogs out? The dogs let themselves out.
DR. SCOTT LEE works for Atlantis Eyecare in Newport Beach. In his spare time, he plays the guitar, watches ice hockey, swing dances, and spends time with...
Here’s how it might play out. Good eyesight is crucial when you’re flying around in a spacecraft shooting at things. Did you ever think about what...
Here’s how it might play out. If you’re going to square off against Voldemort, you need all the sorcery you can muster. But that, by itself,...
Here’s how it might play out. What’s Dr. Ian Malcolm from Jurassic Park doing getting up-close-and-personal with a potentially dangerous dinosaur? As you might recall, the...
Here’s how it might play out. The folks at Visian ICL noticed that big-screen heroes and villains often seem to have good vision. They began to...
Our new doctor walked in on me as I was using the lensometer and asked me about the patient I was helping. I told him the...
“I am a member and deacon of the Church of the Lost Frisbee. We believe that when you die, your soul becomes a Frisbee that is...
This couple's latest project? Parenthood.
You only get upset because you care so much. Even when you love your job, there are bound to be a few things about it that...
It was a huge day for eye health awareness. June 27 was National Sunglasses Day — but if you use Facebook or Twitter, you probably already knew...
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