The customer asked her, "Will you have my baby?" But it's definitely not what you think.
Lights off just isn’t enough for some people.
Ouch, that had to hurt!
It's a Christmas story that will chill your heart.
They used Google Translate to broadcast bad words in Spanish.
The client said her motherly instinct kicked in, and she grabbed it.
These two employees certainly made their mark. Or left a mark, anyway.
It's a webinar, ma'am, it's not The Walking Dead!
Oops, she did it again.
This criminal had no taste.
What do you say to the little old lady who brings in her eyeglasses and asks you to put in the screw that holds the lens...
It's a tangled story.
Who let the dogs out? The dogs let themselves out.
Our new doctor walked in on me as I was using the lensometer and asked me about the patient I was helping. I told him the...
A patient of mine comes in at closing time, 4 p.m. on Saturday. The lights are off and I’m literally walking out the door. She’s holding...
We had glass shelving in the front window and love to redecorate seasonally. People come through the optical just to see what the new displays look...
We have several clients, who I won’t name because they are well known. They are usually musicians and they come in high as a kite; they...
I had a bad Yelp review that said that I was “offal” — an obvious typo. But it brought in a few foodie patients who thought...
I fit a new patient with opaque contact lenses. He wrote a bad check and never showed up for his follow-up appointment. We contacted him, he...
It was a busy Friday. All day, we kept hearing beating and banging on the walls, and we assumed it was coming from the pet store...
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