This patient's complaint had an incredibly obvious solution.
A gentleman walks into our practice. Receptionist: “Good morning! Welcome to Buena Vista Optical. Do you have an appointment?” Gentleman: “No, I do not. Do you...
I once had a patient come into the exam room tightly clutching a shopping bag. She would not let the bag out of her sight, and...
Patient requests don't get much weirder than this.
He didn't wear a lavender-colored women's frame, did he?
But he was having none of it.