This isn't Walmart.
But be sure to say it with a smile. On second thought, just don't say it.
What you’d have said to that rude, frustrating or clueless patient ...
How you really want to answer the unknown client who asks you to fix something they purchased somewhere else.
When accused of making a mistake, this eyecare pro couldn't hold back a profanity.
She was an M&M-eating hellspawn.
Some ... people ... just ... won't ... read.
Sometimes it's nearly impossible to draw the attention of this type of client.
He said she couldn't be driven away. He was wrong.
They said that glasses were cheaper at Wal-Mart.
Call us "condescending hipsters", and you're gonna get hurt.
It took them months to order the frames.
If they were so great ... why didn't you stay with them?
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“There is no forever in eyewear.” To that customer who presented with a five-year-old pair of glasses that were beat to death. Asked how old they...
“Out! Out! Out!” To the patient who had tried on lots and lots of sample contact lenses. When I asked her what she was using to...
“Florida does have phones and a simple call would have allowed us to take care of the problem.” To the high-plus patient who waited six months...
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