Off-the-wall comments are approaching record levels.
'This is worse than a gynecology exam.'
'I've always had unisex eyes!'
'My eyes just hurt so bad. ... It's my stigmas.'
"Are you allergic to anything?" "Poison."
'I might be suffering from guacamole.'
That's what happens when you put two contacts in one eye.
‘Out jumps this angry rabid squirrel that attacked her face.’
'I don't see why in the hell you would need to know that!'
"The drops will sting, not stink. You can stop pinching your nostrils now."
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