I had a patient a few weeks ago banging loudly on the door, yelling at me that we hadn’t opened on time. I looked at him and said it still wasn’t time to open. He looked at his watch and exclaimed “B#LLSH*T!” So, I asked if he remembered to set his watch back an hour last weekend. Red-faced he said no, he thought it was this weekend to do that. — Jeff Grosekemper, Casa De Oro Eyecare, Spring Valley, CA