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This Patient’s a Crazy Lady!

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Our new doctor walked in on me as I was using the lensometer and asked me about the patient I was helping. I told him the patient was crazy, very psychotic, and always whining. I asked if he’d take a look at her as she claimed she was having trouble with her glasses, and I warned him one more time that she was crazy. Then I went up front and I said, “Mom, come on back with the doctor, he’ll have a look at you.” You should have seen his face! Good way to welcome the new doc to our office. —  Jeff Grosekemper, Casa De Oro Eyecare, Spring Valley, CA


This article originally appeared in the July-August 2017 edition of INVISION.

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Warning: Objects in Readers May Be Smaller Than They Appear

Proof that you should never judge a book by her cover.

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Straitlaced patient was getting her first readers. My optician told her that things would look clearer and larger when she wears her new Rx. Patient said “Great, I’ll wear them in bed tonight.” Drop the mic. Cracked us up. — Texas Smith, OD, Dr. Texas Smith & Associates, Citrus Heights, CA

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Sometimes Customers Need to Get There on Their Own

A tale of one customer who thought complaints alone would solve his problem.

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A customer called with a complaint about his glasses. Our optician asked him several times to bring the glasses in so we could look at them, while the customer continued to complain. The optician finally said, “Sir, please hold them up to the phone so I can take a good look at them.” (This was before FaceTime.) The customer replied, “You can’t see them over the phone.” To which the optician replied, “You are correct, sir. Please bring them in.” — Bob McBeath, Edina Eye, Edina, MN

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This Mechanic’s Eyewear Was a Mess … But He Followed Directions!

A tale as old as time that gives new meaning to being in ‘hot’ water.

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WE HAD A MECHANIC who returned a pair of glasses that were scratched all to hell. He said, “I followed your directions and used soap and water to clean them.” I asked what kind of soap he used, to which he replied, “Lava, that’s all I use.” When I stopped laughing I offered him a new pair of lenses and I have told this story for the last 30 years. — Alexander Saper, Great Glasses, Houston, TX

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