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What You Should Have Said to the Mother of that Horrible Child

She was an M&M-eating hellspawn.




To the mother of the 9-year-old who always makes a beeline for the candy dish and proceeds to stuff her face until they leave. One time she dropped some M&Ms on the floor, looked one of my opticians in the eye and ground them into the floor with her foot when asked to pick them up.

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