I once had a customer who genuinely couldn’t understand what had happened to his eyewear, after he put them in the dishwasher to clean them! — Sue Hayward, The Optic Shop, Tampa, FL
Had a patient pick up his glasses, try them on, and then proceed to lick them in front of us … Said it made the vision better. — Jenna Gilbertson, McCulley Optix Gallery, Fargo, ND