Overheard Optometry

My Eyecare Patient Was a ’10’ … Until I Learned the Truth

AH, WE MEET AGAIN with another viral TikTok and Twitter trend that has turned into an interactive game for thousands of social media users. If you remember from last time, we talked about the Red Flags meme that showed warning signs to look out for in people.

The “10” game, if you will, encourages you to rank a make-believe partner from 1 to 10 with given qualifications and conditions that makes this person more or less attractive.

For example, “He’s a 10 but he mismatches his socks,” which means he’s now subject to a new — and lower — score. Or, “She’s a 10 but takes forever to reply to your texts.” Definitely not a 10 if you ask me!

Now what if we applied this game to the world of eyecare? I asked the dedicated followers of Overheard Optometry, who immediately flooded the messages with these absolutely clever optometry versions of the game.

1. This is Contact Lens 101. If you can’t pass this, what else are you overlooking? I give it a 6.

2. And this is Contact Lens 102. 5/10. Some call me harsh.

3. I’m going with a 5 here.

4. No, I oddly didn’t get your pressures when you blinked and pulled back from the NCT. Sounds like a classic 8.

5. Oh boy. She sounds like an average 7! Thoughts?

6. At least there’s consistency, right? No? 6/10 for me.

7. On the flip side, there are circumstances that opt for higher ranking points. We love a responsible contact lens user. 7!

8. She’s automatically a 6. Nope.

9. But this one depends. Did he opt for dilation instead? Then I’d stay at 10. Neither dilation nor OptoMap? 7.

10. Easily a 3.

11. Only people in eyecare can understand the pain. 6.

12. Blasphemy in the optical world. I’d say a 6.

Would you rank the Optometry Edition a 10? If so, follow us on Instagram, Facebook and see the dozens of other examples on the Twitter page.

Elvira Derhovsepian

Elvira Derhovsepian is an ophthalmic scribe and the creator of the social media platform @overheardoptometry, a community of people who share their unique (and sometimes so very common) stories in eyecare. Derhovsepian recently published the first volume of the Overheard Optometry book, now available at Amazon, and enjoys freelance writing and editing in her free time.

Recent Posts

The Bottom Line: How to Stand Out When Hiring

Recruiting associate optometrists is vital to practice growth but with a shortage of ODs in…

4 hours ago

An Ultrasonic Cleaner for at Home Use and More Business Boosters for May

Plus labels, stickers and creepy little bling you can’t help but love.

5 hours ago

ZEISS Sponsors French Skipper Thimoté Polet for the Transat CIC Race Stopping in New York City

Polet will compete in the Class40 category, and his boat will bear the name and…

5 hours ago

End of a VEE Era

INVISION looks back on Vision Expo’s last show in New York City.

9 hours ago

Register Now for Shop! MasterClass: ‘Strategic Retail Innovation’ with Angela Gearhart

She'll share a step-by-step approach to solving the customer journey challenge.

1 day ago

Training, Compliance and More Slow Season Tasks for June

This is also a good time for planning for back-to-school and the busy fourth quarter.

1 day ago

This website uses cookies.