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Here’s a friendly way to remind clients to take it easy on your valued staff.

Here’s a classic “Open” and “Closed” sign combination — with an awesome twist.

Another “Closed” sign guaranteed to make customers want to come back.

Here’s a “Big Sale” sign for people who despise hyped-up “Big Sale” signs. You can’t beat the honesty on display here.

An impactful way to immediately establish the correct toilet paper rules in your business’s bathroom.

Got people littering outside your business? Slap up this hilariously passive-aggressive sign and watch the trash disappear.

Oh man, we would love to work at this business. Maybe we wouldn’t love to be a customer here. But work there? Sign us up.

A tasty gag for any business with an in-store bar.

This bathroom sign is dark, yet funny. Definitely selfie-worthy.

You’ll get people’s attention the instant they enter your business with this door sign.

Video surveillance signs are about the least friendly thing imaginable. Except this one.

This Domino’s Pizza franchisee certainly knows how to get people’s attention.

For some eyecare pros, sweaty cash is one of the top occupational gross-outs.

Another version — mostly because we like the phrase “boob money”.

What must be the best and bluntest smoking-area sign ever.

Nobody wants a sea of butts on the ground around their ornamental fish pond. This retailer’s sign makes the point without nagging.

And another rabbit-themed version.

Don’t you think all stripmall signs should have such personality? Or any personality at all? “The Sign” rules!

This warning against letting children run wild in your business probably rings familiar. (But is still worth a smile.)

And here’s a fresher (and funnier) spin on the “unattended children” warning.

And one more.

Hate when people talk on the phone while at your register? Try a variation of this sign.

A winning sidewalk sign … replace “Nice drinks” with “Fabulous eyewear”.

And here’s another sidewalk sign variation that presents passersby with the starkest of choices.

And another that we think your clients will find extremely welcome on November 15 or so.

Here’s another seasonal approach for customers who can’t even with the pumpkin-spice everything.

Nothing beats a Lionel Richie meme adjacent to your current hot seller.

Hate Yelp? Try this approach to show passersby how silly the review sites often are.

See One Business’s Funny Plea For Better Customer Behavior … Plus 27 More Pretty Hilarious Retailer Signs

See One Business’s Funny Plea For Better Customer Behavior … Plus 27 More Pretty Hilarious Retailer Signs

Here’s a friendly way to remind clients to take it easy on your valued staff.