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This bathroom sign is dark, yet funny. Definitely selfie-worthy.
You'll get people's attention the instant they enter your business with this door sign.
Video surveillance signs are about the least friendly thing imaginable. Except this one.
This Domino's Pizza franchisee certainly knows how to get people's attention.
For some eyecare pros, sweaty cash is one of the top occupational gross-outs.
Another version — mostly because we like the phrase "boob money".
What must be the best and bluntest smoking-area sign ever.
Nobody wants a sea of butts on the ground around their ornamental fish pond. This retailer's sign makes the point without nagging.
Don't you think all stripmall signs should have such personality? Or any personality at all? "The Sign" rules!
This warning against letting children run wild in your business probably rings familiar. (But is still worth a smile.)
And here's a fresher (and funnier) spin on the "unattended children" warning.
And one more.
Hate when people talk on the phone while at your register? Try a variation of this sign.
A winning sidewalk sign ... replace "Nice drinks" with "Fabulous eyewear".
And here's another sidewalk sign variation that presents passersby with the starkest of choices.
And another that we think your clients will find extremely welcome on November 15 or so.
Here's another seasonal approach for customers who can't even with the pumpkin-spice everything.
Nothing beats a Lionel Richie meme adjacent to your current hot seller.
Hate Yelp? Try this approach to show passersby how silly the review sites often are.
The Darkest Toilet Rules List Ever … and 18 More Extremely Funny Retailer Signs