See One Business’s Funny Plea For Better Customer Behavior … Plus 13 More Pretty Hilarious Retailer Signs

Here’s a fresh spin on the “unattended children” warning.

Here’s a friendly way to remind clients to take it easy on your valued staff.

Here’s a classic “Open” and “Closed” sign combination — with an awesome twist.

Another “Closed” sign guaranteed to make customers want to come back.

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Here’s a “Big Sale” sign for people who despise hyped-up “Big Sale” signs. You can’t beat the honesty on display here.

An impactful way to immediately establish the correct toilet paper rules in your business’s bathroom.

Got people littering outside your business? Slap up this hilariously passive-aggressive sign and watch the trash disappear.

Oh man, we would love to work at this business. Maybe we wouldn’t love to be a customer here. But work there? Sign us up.

A tasty gag for any business with an in-store bar.

This bathroom sign is dark, yet funny. Definitely selfie-worthy.

You’ll get people’s attention the instant they enter your business with this door sign.

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Video surveillance signs are about the least friendly thing imaginable. Except this one.

This Domino’s Pizza franchisee certainly knows how to get people’s attention.

For some eyecare pros, sweaty cash is one of the top occupational gross-outs.