Fun See One Business’s Funny Plea For Better Customer Behavior … Plus 13 More Pretty Hilarious Retailer Signs These retailer signs send important messages in the funniest of ways. Published 3 years ago on October 21, 2021 By INVISION Staff Share Tweet Here’s a fresh spin on the “unattended children” warning. Here’s a friendly way to remind clients to take it easy on your valued staff. Here’s a classic “Open” and “Closed” sign combination — with an awesome twist. Another “Closed” sign guaranteed to make customers want to come back. Advertisement Here’s a “Big Sale” sign for people who despise hyped-up “Big Sale” signs. You can’t beat the honesty on display here. An impactful way to immediately establish the correct toilet paper rules in your business’s bathroom. Got people littering outside your business? Slap up this hilariously passive-aggressive sign and watch the trash disappear. Oh man, we would love to work at this business. Maybe we wouldn’t love to be a customer here. But work there? Sign us up. A tasty gag for any business with an in-store bar. This bathroom sign is dark, yet funny. Definitely selfie-worthy. You’ll get people’s attention the instant they enter your business with this door sign. Advertisement Video surveillance signs are about the least friendly thing imaginable. Except this one. This Domino’s Pizza franchisee certainly knows how to get people’s attention. For some eyecare pros, sweaty cash is one of the top occupational gross-outs. Related Topics: INVISION Staff Since launching in 2014, INVISION has won 31 international journalism awards for its publication and website, including the prestigious Neal Award for Best Single Issue in 2019. In 2024, the publication celebrates its 10th anniversary of serving eyecare professionals. Contact INVISION's editors at editor@invisionmag.com. click to Comment(Comment) Up Next 16 Funny Memes About Life in Retail Don't Miss 14 Boss Memes That Will Have You Saying ‘That’s My Life’ SPONSORED VIDEO Get the Practice of Your Dreams With Omg! Optical Marketing Group This high volume practice had outgrown their ultra successful location and needed expansion. The idea was big, just like Texas! Design a fusion concept that featured optometry, aesthetics, fitness + wellness. Mission accomplished. Download the Free Lookbook. You may like Promoted Headlines Value Driven Eyewear Modern Optical International Independent Innovation Ottica Veneta A Game-Changing Solution: Top-Notch Care With High ROI Visionix Advertisement Latest Trending Videos Cover Stories3 days ago INVISION’s Spring 2025 Buying Guide: An Expanded Version of Our Usual Latest Releases Page With Even More Products to Add to Your Favorites Headlines3 days ago Ranking Pass Rates of Optometry Schools and More of What You Need to Know for February Press Releases3 days ago Contact Lens Institute Names 2025 Visionaries Products3 days ago ECPs Share their Best-Selling Collections for December Press Releases3 days ago MEI Acquires Minority Share in flō Optics Podcasts2 weeks ago Sandbox Stories by Dr. Scott Jens Podcasts2 weeks ago Revenue Rx: Optical Retail Wins Sponsored Content2 weeks ago Why Coding Matters Products2 weeks ago Move Over Tortoise! We Have Some Other Patterns That Belong On Any Frame Board Columns1 week ago Stop Carrying So Many Brands! Podcasts2 weeks ago Revenue Rx: Optical Retail Wins Podcasts2 weeks ago Sandbox Stories by Dr. Scott Jens Sponsored Content3 months ago Shamir Driver Intelligence™ Sponsored Content4 months ago Meet Aloha! Sponsored Content5 months ago With Crizal You Can Have It All! Advertisement SubscribeBULLETINS Get the most important news and business ideas for eyecare professionals every weekday from INVISION. Advertisement Advertisement Most Popular Columns1 week ago Stop Carrying So Many Brands! Business & Practice Management1 week ago You Aren’t Even a Patient Here! Press Releases7 days ago Maui Jim and Oracle Red Bull Racing Announce Exciting New Multi-Year Partnership for 2025 Season Business & Practice Management6 days ago These 11 Businesses Showed Wall Space Can Be Used for More Than Frame Displays and Eye Charts Business & Practice Management7 days ago This Ohio Eye Doctor Showed There’s an Appetite for Edgy Eyewear in Small Town, USA Columns7 days ago Saying Goodbye To A Friend: Robert Bell’s Legacy Business & Practice Management5 days ago How Best to Showcase Your Independent Brands and More of Your Questions Answered Sponsored Content5 days ago Independent Innovation