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Sure I Could Adjust Those Glasses … But They Aren’t Yours

He didn’t wear a lavender-colored women’s frame, did he?

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OLDER MAN COMES IN and sits down in front of my optician (Eddie Midler) and asks him to adjust the new glasses that he got from us a while back.

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Optician says, “I can adjust them, but they are not the glasses I sold you.”

Man gets a little huffy and says, “They sure are!”

Optician: “They are lavender and are a ladies frame.”

Man: “Honey, come over here.”

His wife comes over and she has his glasses on!

They switch frames, and all the world is happy — and the roads safer! — Dr. Todd M., Sarasota, FL

Not So Fast …

Finish for the day, pack up my stuff, put my coat on, and walk out the door. On my way out, wave goodbye to staff and a patient in the optical. Get outside. Realize said patient I just waved goodbye to is dilating, and her exam isn’t actually done. Put stuff in car. Walk back inside. — Dr. Christie M. Reading, PA

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