Drugs may have interfered with this guy's prescription. And not the legal kind.
He had already ordered his food and had a golf game the next day.
Curiously weak lashes!
The customer asked her, "Will you have my baby?" But it's definitely not what you think.
Ouch, that had to hurt!
These two employees certainly made their mark. Or left a mark, anyway.
It's a webinar, ma'am, it's not The Walking Dead!
Oops, she did it again.
This criminal had no taste.
What do you say to the little old lady who brings in her eyeglasses and asks you to put in the screw that holds the lens...
It's a tangled story.
Who let the dogs out? The dogs let themselves out.
Our new doctor walked in on me as I was using the lensometer and asked me about the patient I was helping. I told him the...
Tales so bizarre we couldn’t make them up ... Not that we’d want to.
A patient of mine comes in at closing time, 4 p.m. on Saturday. The lights are off and I’m literally walking out the door. She’s holding...
We had glass shelving in the front window and love to redecorate seasonally. People come through the optical just to see what the new displays look...
We have several clients, who I won’t name because they are well known. They are usually musicians and they come in high as a kite; they...
Walked into the exam room, a large well-endowed lady had her top off and was adjusting her boobs while looking into the mirror! — Dr. Joseph...
Keep it in your pants, buddy.
A thoughtful mother provides an ECP with a heartwarming memory.
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