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True Tales

He Said He Was Itchy, But Didn’t Say Where

Keep it in your pants, buddy.

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9 years ago

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May 26, 2016

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INVISION Staff Invision June 2016 Issue

He Said He Was Itchy, But Didn’t Say Where

WHEN I WAS A young tech, I was working up a patient going through chief complaints. The patient stated he had redness, swelling, itching. He then stood up and started to undo his pants while saying, “Here, I’ll show you!” — Kevin Count, Corner Optical, Glenview, IL

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Since launching in 2014, INVISION has won 35 international journalism awards for its publication and website, including the prestigious Neal Award for Best Single Issue in 2019. Contact INVISION's editors at editor@invisionmag.com.

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