TikTok Viral Trend: Optometry Edition.
These patients said things that could only be understood if you passed Mindreading 101.
"Can I have my cataract surgery before the new year?"
‘But my prescription has not changed since 1989.’
"I don't have a LAZY eye ... I have a BUSY eye!"
Off-the-wall comments are approaching record levels.
'This is worse than a gynecology exam.'
'I've always had unisex eyes!'
'My eyes just hurt so bad. ... It's my stigmas.'
'Vision is a state of mind. If my mind is clear, my vision is clear.'
“When I smoke weed, why do my pupils dilate like I’m on speed?”
"Are you allergic to anything?" "Poison."
'I might be suffering from guacamole.'
That's what happens when you put two contacts in one eye.
‘Out jumps this angry rabid squirrel that attacked her face.’
'I don't see why in the hell you would need to know that!'
"The drops will sting, not stink. You can stop pinching your nostrils now."
Bet you've heard some of these.