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What I Want To Say to All Those Customers Who Ask Me About Religion

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“I am a member and deacon of the Church of the Lost Frisbee. We believe that when you die, your soul becomes a Frisbee that is lost on a roof. We all wait for the Great Gust.”

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This article originally appeared in the July-August 2017 edition of INVISION.

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