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But Would You Say It Again?

When accused of making a mistake, this eyecare pro couldn’t hold back a profanity.

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“Bullsh**!”

What I did say to the customer who said his doctor didn’t make mistakes, and we’d made the glasses wrong. I told him the doctor changed his prescription and the glasses were fine. I remade the lenses and he believed me after I explained to him that prescriptions can change. Haven’t done it again but it was fun for the moment.

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This Is What One ECP Wishes She Had Said to a Rude Couple and Their Monster Children

This isn’t Walmart.

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“This isn’t Walmart. And you can take your prescription anywhere and have it filled.”

To the couple who’d purchased a gift certificate at a silent auction: They came in and were truly the rudest people I have ever experienced. Their large, pre-teen kids were riding around the store on the baby car, doing cartwheels. And then they declared, “Glasses are so much cheaper at Walmart.”

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No One Likes A Know It All

But be sure to say it with a smile. On second thought, just don’t say it.

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“It must be quite a burden to be the only one who is right all the time.”

…To the know-it-all customer

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Make That Difficult Patient a Chain Store’s Problem

What you’d have said to that rude, frustrating or clueless patient …

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“I suggest you go to a chain store where you might get better service.”

To one of those rare belligerent customers: “We do recommend they go elsewhere. By traveling to another office they might calm down and we rarely see them again, as we don’t need their business or appreciate the disruption to our office.”

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