What do you say to the little old lady who brings in her eyeglasses and asks you to put in the screw that holds the lens...
It's a tangled story.
Who let the dogs out? The dogs let themselves out.
Our new doctor walked in on me as I was using the lensometer and asked me about the patient I was helping. I told him the...
A patient of mine comes in at closing time, 4 p.m. on Saturday. The lights are off and I’m literally walking out the door. She’s holding...
We had glass shelving in the front window and love to redecorate seasonally. People come through the optical just to see what the new displays look...
We have several clients, who I won’t name because they are well known. They are usually musicians and they come in high as a kite; they...
I had a bad Yelp review that said that I was “offal” — an obvious typo. But it brought in a few foodie patients who thought...
I fit a new patient with opaque contact lenses. He wrote a bad check and never showed up for his follow-up appointment. We contacted him, he...
It was a busy Friday. All day, we kept hearing beating and banging on the walls, and we assumed it was coming from the pet store...
Contingency Plans I I received notice from my business insurance company stating they would not cover a person getting hit in the parking lot with a...
IT WAS A MONDAY MORNING and I had just checked the optical to make sure all the spots were full. A gentleman in his mid-60s came...
Walked into the exam room, a large well-endowed lady had her top off and was adjusting her boobs while looking into the mirror! — Dr. Joseph...
Keep it in your pants, buddy.
A thoughtful mother provides an ECP with a heartwarming memory.
This was definitely some rugged eyewear.
It took him a moment to figure out what she wanted.
It was truly gross.
We had a sweet little old lady come in and say that she couldn’t see well because “the medicine done leaked out of my glasses.” Billy...
She wasn't going to get the result she intended.
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